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- That the 1994 movie \"The Professional\" is actually a sick love story about a pedofile hitman. #47 — Comments (0) — 1/9/2010 at 1:53 AM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (1) — Not Cool - Dump it! (1)
- That the EAGLES SUCK! Why do I do this to myself EVERY FRICKIN YEAR! It always ends the same! Its like the hottest girl in school saying yes to go to prom with you, you have a great night with her, then she gets drunk and is all over you and you get are feeling like this is the night, finally you will get some, the night is almost over and you get back to the room you dropped 300 bucks on and she ends up puking all night sick in the bathroom and you get nothing. All that excitment for NOTHING because like the Eagles, they make you think all season long its not going to be the same but every year it is, it doesnt matter if it comes in the 1st round or the Super Bowl, you aint getting what you want at the end. #49 — Comments (5) — 1/10/2010 at 1:35 AM — Sports — Bump This - I like it! (6) — Not Cool - Dump it! (1)
- Poopy diapers suck #37 — Comments (0) — 1/5/2010 at 7:32 PM — Family — Bump This - I like it! (1) — Not Cool - Dump it! (2)
- Jersey Shore is the shit. #48 — Comments (0) — 1/9/2010 at 1:55 AM — Family — Bump This - I like it! (3) — Not Cool - Dump it! (3)
- Chakka Kahn!!!! Where Chakka at??? #44 — Comments (0) — 1/8/2010 at 10:56 AM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (0) — Not Cool - Dump it! (4)
- That every man I find will someone find a way to make me hate him. They are good for about 6 weeks, then its the same MO. #43 — Comments (0) — 1/7/2010 at 4:40 PM — Relationships — Bump This - I like it! (1) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
- I just need 2 million to never work again............. #46 — Comments (1) — 1/8/2010 at 1:46 PM — Money — Bump This - I like it! (4) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
- that I really *dont* look like the picture on my desk anymore, and sitting here dreaming isnt going to change that. *sigh* #45 — Comments (0) — 1/8/2010 at 1:13 PM — Miscellaneous — Bump This - I like it! (6) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
- that my farts smell like someone dies in my ass. #41 — Comments (0) — 1/6/2010 at 4:43 PM — Health — Bump This - I like it! (2) — Not Cool - Dump it! (5)
