- Today I realized that when I grow up I want to be a ninja. I googled \\\"ninja school\\\" to see where I can be profesionally trained in the art. I followed the link that said ninja school,and the page could not be found. Well played ,ninja school #89 — Comments (3) — 6/21/2011 at 9:17 PM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (6) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
- Today I realized that if I show human my true form I will really be in trouble. #81 — Comments (0) — 2/16/2011 at 3:26 AM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (2) — Not Cool - Dump it! (1)
- Today I realized this site existed. #66 — Comments (1) — 5/31/2010 at 6:21 PM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (6) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
- Today I realized that I am a horrible person. Laughing at a baby in Starbucks for being ugly is the number one most despicable things anyone could ever do. Taking your baby to Starbucks is probably second. #55 — Comments (0) — 2/4/2010 at 5:19 PM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (2) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
- That when I scratch my balls it smells like I pooped! #50 — Comments (0) — 1/12/2010 at 10:27 PM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (3) — Not Cool - Dump it! (4)
- That the 1994 movie \"The Professional\" is actually a sick love story about a pedofile hitman. #47 — Comments (0) — 1/9/2010 at 1:53 AM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (1) — Not Cool - Dump it! (1)
- Chakka Kahn!!!! Where Chakka at??? #44 — Comments (0) — 1/8/2010 at 10:56 AM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (0) — Not Cool - Dump it! (4)
- My dog looks like an old lady on Valium when she wakes up. #38 — Comments (0) — 1/5/2010 at 10:43 PM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (3) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
- that real eyes realize real lies. #27 — Comments (3) — 1/5/2010 at 12:00 PM — Weird — Bump This - I like it! (11) — Not Cool - Dump it! (0)
